I Am 30 or 40 and I Do Not Need This is for everyone who’s aged out of patience but still stuck in meetings, group chats, and unnecessary drama. With a dead-eyed cup front and center, plus that little meatball peeking from behind like it’s your last nerve, this design says it all without saying much. This tee is your go-to for school drop-offs, office grinds, and anywhere else you’re just trying to survive. Equal parts existential and hilarious, it pairs best with caffeine and unbothered energy.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
